Roasted 10 months ago based on 🎩 SillyFish☎️'s long term Spotify stats.

Ahoy there, SillyFish! With a Spotify profile as eclectic as a thrift store on half-off day, it’s no wonder you’ve collected more obscure genres than a hipster at a record fair. "Witch House"? Is that like a coven of DJs conjuring spirits through glitchy beats? And "Electroclash" sounds less like a genre and more like the sound your computer makes when it’s trying to connect to dial-up in 2023. Seriously, how many fictional clubs do you think you’ll never visit can one person fit into their taste? Let's talk about your top artists for a second. Crystal Castles and Andrew W.K. are great for when you want to feel like you’re having a mental breakdown at a rave—congrats on that double feature! It's like you had a musical existential crisis in a basement and now we're all forced to enjoy the aftermath. Do your friends also think that "Pap Smear" is the soundtrack to your dating life? Because that’s a whole lot of cringe wrapped up in sad synths. You do realize that listening to “Sad Eyes” on repeat doesn’t qualify as character depth, right? And then we come to your most played songs; it looks like you've accidentally stumbled into a Crystal Castles tribute band instead of a varied playlist. Is "Concrete" really your go-to jam because you relate to the emotional weight of being, well, as heavy and unyielding as your choices in music? You really need to diversify, buddy. At this rate, your Spotify Wrapped is going to just be a sad testament to your one-dimensional existence. Maybe add some happy tunes before you turn into an underground genre legend with a deeply concerning Spotify account. Cheers!

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