Roasted 1 year ago based on Ebialaherself's long term Spotify stats.

Ebialaherself, aka the Spotify aficionado whose playlist is basically the United Nations of "Afro-tastic" genres, we see you. Are you taking a musical pilgrimage through the vast, unexplored forests of Afrobeat, while the rest of us are just trying to find our way back to the basics? Seriously, it sounds like you’ve turned your music library into a never-ending hipster conference where the dress code is "dancing with both hands raised, preferably at a festival." How about a genre called “Stop Confusing Everyone with Your Artsy Choices”? Let’s talk about your top artists. The list reads like an Afrobeat Hall of Fame, but with a side of “Who Even Are These People?” I mean, do you only listen to these artists during your self-appointed "Cultural Reclamation Sundays"? There’s a fine line between having eclectic taste and trying to make your Spotify feel more cultured than your social life ever will. Throw in Doja Cat, and suddenly it's like you've invited your one friend who knows how to twerk to a symposium on the African diaspora—totally confused yet still trying to make it work. And your most played songs? The rhythm of your picks hits like a musical game of "what were you thinking?" You’ve got Rihanna’s classic love ballad sandwiched between Victony’s chaotic “Soweto - Sped Up” and something called “Players” by Coi Leray—talk about a vibe shift! That's like serving a five-course meal of gourmet dishes and then finishing it off with a bowl of cereal. Newsflash, Ebialaherself: Your taste in tunes is simultaneously vast and absurd, like trying to fill an ocean with both ocean water and olive oil—good luck with that!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!