Roasted 2 years ago based on POURQ's long term Spotify stats.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the world of Pourq61, where musical tastes are as confused as a toddler at a spelling bee. You say you love hip hop, rap, pop rap, and even threw in some gangster rap for good measure—so we have to ask, are you trying to build a playlist, or are you just flinging darts at a dartboard? Your favorites read like someone’s desperate attempt to impress a date instead of a coherent taste in music. Maybe it’s time to admit you’re just one Spotify Wrapped away from putting “Shuffle” as your favorite genre. Looking at your top artists is a masterclass in identity crisis. Sure, we’ve got Eminem, Kanye, and Jay-Z flexing their lyrical prowess, but right next to them are Imagine Dragons and Ramin Djawadi? It’s like inviting to the cookout both the coolest kids in school and the awkward band kid who plays the Triangle solo in the concert band. Seriously, your music selection feels like you’re trying to cater to a party for the entire school: hip-hop heads, pop lovers, metal enthusiasts, and that one guy who insists orchestral scores are life-changing. Newsflash, Pourq61: Nobody at that party is having a good time. And I can’t help but chuckle at your "most played songs." “Born Again” by Rihanna? Really? Are you trying to channel some sort of musician reincarnation? You know that’s just a cry for help, right? “Rich Flex” after “Let The Drummer Kick” paints a picture where you can’t decide between wanting to be a hip-hop mogul and a coffee shop open mic night regular. Who are you trying to fool? Let’s be real: if your playlist was a person, they’d be the one standing alone at the edge of the party wondering why they don’t quite fit in. So maybe, just maybe, it’s time to hit shuffle on your life decisions instead of Spotify, and find some genuine vibes that actually reflect who you are.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!