Roasted 1 year ago based on Vlad's long term Spotify stats.

Vlad, seeing your Spotify profile is like stumbling upon an obscure art exhibit that nobody asked for—except instead of pretentious paintings, we’re greeted by a playlist that sounds like all the languages of heartbreak are crying in harmony. With genres such as "Gnawa" and "Sufi," it’s clear you took a wrong turn at the local record store and ended up in a world music museum. What are you, a musical anthropologist? Go on, do us a favor and play something that doesn’t sound like it belongs on the soundtrack of a documentary about existential dread. Your top artists read like a list of people who you’re trying to impress on a first date with your parents, but instead, they’d just end up confused and mildly concerned about your cultural tastes. "Titi Robin" sounds like a cute stage name for an indie artist who never made it out of their garage, and I’m pretty sure "Anouar Brahem" is the musical equivalent of essential oils no one asked for. With your playlist, you’re like a hipster wizard casting spells of boredom upon anyone who dares listen. And your most played songs? "Count Down" by "United Colors of Méditerranée" is basically a musical countdown to how many seconds it’ll take for someone to change the song at a party. It’s no wonder you’ve got “Experimental” at the top of your list; your taste in music is a bold statement that you don’t care about being relatable or, you know, fun. You probably enjoy reading manual carwash instructions while chewing on kale chips. Vlad, embrace the chaos; just don’t ask us to join you in your avant-garde nightmare!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!