Roasted 3 months ago based on aea's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look who it is! It's aea, the official ambassador of mid-tier emotional storms, armed with a Spotify profile that reads like a musical diary from a high schooler in their “deep” phase. Your top artists list is basically a lineup at a sad girl convention, with Taylor Swift and Billie Eilish headlining while everyone else forms a support group. Just a heads-up: if they ever need to host a heartache therapy session, you’ll be getting the first invite. And, seriously, your favorite genres read like an IKEA instruction manual for a quarter-life crisis. Bedroom Pop? Soft Pop? It’s like your playlists are aiming to gently rock you to sleep instead of invigorating your soul. There’s more fluff here than in a marshmallow factory! Garage Rock and Art Rock stand out like a kid with a crayon drawing among the watercolor masterpieces; talk about trying way too hard to be unique while stuck under the mainstream bedcovers. But let’s talk about those most played songs. "Hush - Still Woozy Remix"? Is that a euphemism for your dating life? And "big white light"? Pretty sure that’s a reference to the moment when you realized your Spotify taste was just a reflection of your inability to handle anything louder than a soft whisper. You’ve got more mood swings than a toddler who missed nap time. Next time someone asks about your music taste, maybe just hand them a bottle of tears and call it a day, aea.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!