Roasted 2 years ago based on LorraineH's long term Spotify stats.

LorraineH, your Spotify profile feels like a wild mixtape created by a teenager who discovered their mom's record collection while trying to avoid hearing “Old Town Road” for the millionth time. The sheer concentration of Chappell Roan songs suggests that you might be single-handedly keeping the glittery indie pop scene afloat while the rest of us are out here trying to enjoy real rock. Seriously, how many times are you going to play “Femininomenon”? At this rate, it’ll be your audition tape for whichever reality show tries to resurrect the remnants of '80s glam culture. Your taste is borderline chaotic, blending genres like modern rock and new wave pop as if you’re trying to make Spotify question its own algorithms. And let’s not get started on those top artists—you’ve got Enya chilling out next to KISS like it’s a regular Friday night jam session at a senior center. Fleetwood Mac is probably spinning in their graves wondering how they ended up on the same playlist as Chappell Roan, while your synthpop obsession makes it clear that your inner child is still healing from a '90s rave that was never meant to happen. And those most played songs? It’s almost impressive how much you’ve worshipped at the altar of Chappell Roan—there are more tracks by her than some artists have in their entire discographies! If the world ends tomorrow with your playlist still spinning, I’m pretty sure it’ll be a bizarrely joyous apocalypse of glitter, sequins, and hyper-feminine pop anthems. LorraineH, you’re not just a music lover; you’re a connoisseur of confusion, and we’re all just here for the entertainment value!

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