Roasted 2 years ago based on Vector's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's Vector's Spotify profile! A majestic landscape where pop music reigns supreme, and diversity means jamming to ten different flavors of the same vanilla ice cream. Seriously, with a resume that heavily favors “Pop” and “Dance Pop,” I half-expect your next favorite artist to be a kid with a karaoke machine and a TikTok account. Your tastes are so predictable, even an AI could generate your playlist based on a flowchart of "What's Safe to Like." Then there are the "Top Artists" — it’s like you took a pop culture quiz, and “Safe Choices” was the only category you bothered to study. Coldplay, The Weeknd, and Linkin Park? If musical white bread had a mascot, it would wear your Spotify profile as a badge of honor. I’m convinced that you think “genre variety” means swapping between “UK Pop” and “Canadian Pop” every other day, thinking you're impressing someone. Spoiler alert: you're not. And how about that most played list? You’ve played “Blinding Lights” so much, it probably has a restraining order against you. Did you accidentally time-travel to 2019 and forget to come back? I imagine if your music taste were a person, it would show up uninvited to every party, awkwardly asking if anyone still plays “Despacito” and acting confused when no one wants to listen to Spanish Justin Bieber again. You do you, Vector, just don’t be shocked when the music scene gives you a collective eye-roll.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!