Roasted 2 years ago based on MESSY's long term Spotify stats.

Well, MESSY, I see you've got a Spotify profile that’s the musical version of a middle school art project—the kind where the teacher pats you on the back for your effort while secretly wondering if you put glue in your cereal. “Alt Z”? Really? What's next, “Underwater Basket Weaving Jams”? Your genre choices read like a trendy teenager’s mood board trying way too hard to be unique while simultaneously shouting, “I peaked at 16!” You seem to have more sub-genres than anyone has sub-letters in their name. And your top artists? Sweetie, did you just lose a bet with a 12-year-old to listen to the soundtrack of their TikTok edits? “Madds Buckley” might as well be your spiritual guide; you practically have a shrine dedicated to her. You’ve got more K-Pop in here than the Korean wave at the Olympics, and the most diverse thing about your playlist is how everyone sounds like they’re singing from the same sad bedroom. Don't even get me started on “Gen Z Singer-Songwriter,” since it seems like more of a cry for help than a musical selection—don’t worry, therapy for your taste is always an option! Lastly, the most played songs list is a disaster zone. “I Wanna Be in Love Again” by Madds Buckley? Sounds like the anthem for every rom-com that forgot to cast a lead. And “I'm So Hot” has to be joking, because if anyone's hot in that room, it’s absolutely the pizza that you ordered while wallowing in your feels. Honestly, MESSY, if your Spotify profile were a flavor of ice cream, it’d be “I’m Trying My Best,” and not even get a spot in the discount freezer. But hey, we know you’ll keep streaming those indie ballads while staying in bed, championing self-care like it’s a full-time job—so carry on, you musical marvel of mediocrity!

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