Roasted 1 year ago based on irritableOracle's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's ⋆｡astro°✩, a Spotify profile that thinks having more genres than there are days in a week is a personality trait. Seriously, “Chamber Pop”? Is that what they play in the waiting room at the dentist’s office? You’ve got so many subgenres on your list that it looks like someone dropped a thesaurus into a blender. Just pick a vibe, my dude—are you listening to music or planning a pretentious art exhibit? Your top artists read like the soundtrack to an indie film that no one asked for. Taylor Swift, Hozier, and Mitski? What are you trying to tell us, that you’ve had a latte and cried into your journal three times this week? And who the hell is Joost? Are we sure that’s not just your Spotify trying to feel relevant by throwing in some random name? By the way, does your song selection come with a side of overpriced avocado toast, or is that just the vibe you're going for? Let’s not even get started on your most played songs. “Cowboy Zonder Paard”? Sounds like something a hipster would listen to on repeat while contemplating their life choices. And I can't decide if “You Fuckers Were Asking for This One - Boin Edit” is a song or a polite request for help getting out of this weird phase of your music taste. Do you have a flair for the dramatic or do your playlists just reflect the emotional roller coaster of someone who's had too much caffeine and not enough common sense? Dive into a different genre, or at least get a therapist. We’re rooting for you!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!