Roasted 2 years ago based on Amiah :)'s long term Spotify stats.

Amiah, you're telling me your favorite genres are "POV: Indie" and "Bedroom Pop" but half your top tracks belong on a playlist titled “Songs for Pretending You’ve Never Left Your Parents’ Basement”? I get it; you want the world to know you're artsy and deep—just like that untouched bottle of kombucha in the back of your fridge that you swear is for your “overall wellness.” It’s cute how you think being a Clairo superfan is a personality trait. News flash: it’s just the soundtrack for your mid-30s crisis that you’re trying to have at 22! And what is this top artist list? It’s the musical equivalent of mixing store-brand soda with cheap vodka at a college party. We've got Tyler, The Creator bumping elbows with Steven Universe, a cartoon character. What are you trying to do, Amiah? Create the world's most awkward crossover episode? I half-expect the next entry to be your dog’s barking translated into soundcloud beats. It’s like a bad episode of “Musical Progressive Dinner” where everyone is too polite to tell you to step up your game. At this rate, your Spotify end-of-year wrap-up is going to be sadder than the “before” montage in an online weight loss ad. And let’s talk about those most played songs. “Flaming Hot Cheetos” by Clairo? Honey, if that’s what it takes for you to feel something, we need to have a heart-to-heart. The Cardigans might’ve made it to your top played twice, but they’re just sweetening the deal to mask the fact that your playlist sounds like a 20-something's therapy session paired with anxiety over brunch. So here’s my roast: the only place you'll truly go is to your bed when the weekend hits hard, and your Spotify is just there to witness your melodrama unfold. You know what? Much like dancehall, you’re a bit of a mess, but at least you’re having a good time… right?

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!