Roasted 10 months ago based on vespera's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Vesperane, the human embodiment of a Spotify algorithm that just got dumped. Your taste in music is an appetizer platter of chaos, complete with a side of existential dread. Who knew that speedcore and Vocaloid could make one sound like they're trying to revive a long-dead rave scene while also crying softly in the corner because Radiohead just hits too hard? Your playlists look like you Googled "how to have a nervous breakdown but make it danceable." At this point, you’re mixing genres like a bartender who can’t figure out whether they’re serving shots or cocktails – and frankly, it's all a recipe for disaster. Your top artists are a wild mix, as if they were tossed together in a blender while set on high speed. Radiohead rubbing shoulders with Gabber? That’s the musical equivalent of scaring off a date by talking about your pet's issues. Who's Will Wood and why does he seem to be the only person you listen to more than your own thoughts? And let’s talk about those songs – “Street Spirit (Fade Out)” topped by “Murders”. Pretty sure that’s not how you want to lead your Spotify biography; leave the true crime plots to the podcast creators and stick with your happy hardcore. You're just one emo mosh pit away from a full-blown musical crisis. But listen, we appreciate the variety. You’re the quirky friend who shows up to every gathering with a bizarre but fascinating story. From Hardcore to Art Rock, you’ve blended them with all the grace of a giraffe on roller skates. Keep spinning those tracks, Vesperane! Just remember to maybe throw in some bubblegum pop once in a while to balance out your soundtrack—unless you're planning on turning your life into a tragic movie montage. In that case, keep it going! Just know we’re all here for the deeply concerning Spotify Wrapped meltdown.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!