Roasted 4 days ago based on Lyn<3's long term Spotify stats.

Lyn<3: the personification of a mid-2000s MySpace profile with just the right amount of cringe and chaotic energy. You’ve curated your top genres like a kid in a candy store, except instead of sweets, you chose a mixed bag of sonic nightmares and emotional turmoil. Hyperpop? More like hyper-please-don’t-ever-play-that-again. And with a heart-shaped symbol in your name, I can only assume you think it's adorable. Newsflash: it’s a sign that you’re about one overly dramatic Instagram post away from adopting a dozen cats and starting a TikTok channel about your feelings. Your favorite artists read like a dubious list of therapy session soundtracks: Mitski, Melanie Martinez, and Ayesha Erotica. It’s like you’re trying to cry and dance simultaneously—an impressive skill, truly. But sweetie, you can't be both edgy and bubbly; pick a lane. If I see one more "I’m a misunderstood artist" vibe in those playlists, I’m going to ask if you're okay or if we need to intervene with a Beyoncé playlist and a good old-fashioned dance party. Honestly, the only thing harsher than your music taste is the reality that you're still waiting for those artists to text you back. And the most played songs? I see you're deeply committed to being the queen of emotional turmoil, powered exclusively by Mitski's caffeine-fueled existential dread. "I Don't Smoke" could actually be your anthem, since it sounds like you need something to take the edge off listening to your own playlist. Seven Mitski tracks? We get it, this is your artistic journey! But do us all a favor: listen to a little more diversity. Otherwise, we might have to stage an intervention with some classic rock, just to remind you that music can actually be fun and not just a lyrical dirge.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!