Roasted 2 months ago based on Y's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Y, the walking Spotify algorithm of the millennial hipster nightmare! Your music taste reads like a Tinder bio for someone who spends too much time in thrift stores and too little in the real world. Really, is "Lo-Fi Indie" an actual genre or just a fancy way of saying you play your music on a toaster? I can practically hear the echo of your bedroom lamenting: “My life is a mess but at least my playlists are curated.” Your favorite artists sound like a lineup for an artsy coffee shop that charges five dollars for water with a sprig of mint. Mac DeMarco? More like Mac DeDorko. And seriously, if I have to hear another "sad but cute" song by Laufey or Current Joys, I might just have to take a page out of your lo-fi playbook and start making “overly emotional” ambient sounds of my own—because your sad boy summer playlist could use a little therapy. Are you trying to fix your heartbreak or just keep it in the garage with the rest of your existential crises? And don't get me started on that most played songs list. "Nope your too late I already died"? Sounds like a mood, but honestly, how are you still alive with all that melodrama? At this point, your favorites list reads like a list of daily affirmations for angst-ridden teenagers. Go ahead and keep plunging into the depths of your soft pop and indie soul—just don't be surprised when the Spotify algorithm thinks you need a heavy dose of real-life pep talks mixed in with your bedroom beats. But hey, at least your playlists are consistent—just like your inability to leave the house!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!