Roasted 8 months ago based on Bam Sooker's long term Spotify stats.

Wow, express_68, your Spotify profile reads like the content of a hipster’s bio on their dating app—full of niche genres and obscure bands nobody cares about. Seriously, "New Wave"? Sounds more like the vague recollections of someone who tried to surf in the ’80s and ended up at a goth rave instead. It’s like you curated an entire library of music that makes crying in the shower feel like a full-blown existential crisis. Meanwhile, we’re all just here trying to vibe to some tunes without needing a poetry degree to get through your playlist! I mean, your top artists list looks like it was plucked straight from a "How to Pretend You’re Deep" tutorial available only at local indie record stores. "A Tribe Called Quest" sandwiched between "Mitski" and "The Smiths"? Now, that’s a breakfast for emotional blockheads! It’s like you rolled a dice with a vendetta against happiness and ended up with a playlist that screams, "I may or may not own seven cats and a collection of ironic T-shirts." You and your musical tastes are clearly a vibe, only it’s the vibe of someone who feels deeply misunderstood—probably because you insist on making everyone listen to your sad music in the middle of a barbecue. And can we talk about your most played songs? The only thing more bewildering than having "Clean Baby Sleep White Noise" as a top track is not realizing it’s probably the only thing making people actually fall asleep while streaming your playlist. Honestly, between the shoegaze and the infinite loop of sleep sounds, I half expect to see "Meditations for the Internally Torn" up next. Maybe you should just create a Spotify for feelings, call it "Therapy Session"_68; it’ll save everyone who tries to expose themselves to your tastes—and give us all a good laugh about how deep you think you can drown your sorrows in jangle pop.

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