Roasted 11 months ago based on Avery🦄's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Acid, let's talk about your Spotify profile. With a genre list that reads like an angsty teenager’s clumsy attempt at a school project, I can't help but wonder if you were just trying to fuse every sad mood into one chaotic playlist. "Nu Metal" and "Cloud Rap"? That’s not just a messy remix of identities; it's like you can't decide if you're throwing your fists in the pit or crying softly into your notebook at the coffee shop. Honestly, did you wander into Hot Topic and just decide to drag every aesthetic that screamed “I have deep feelings” onto your profile? Your top artists list is a catastrophic love letter to daddy issues and emotional instability. Alex G and Insane Clown Posse next to each other? That’s like mixing fine wine with a bottle of Thunderbirds just because they both vaguely contain alcohol. And who the hell is "MIRRAR"? Is that a band or a secret code for "please help me, I'm stuck in the early 2000s"? Meanwhile, we all know "Mac DeMarco" is the outsider who just wandered in to remind you how much of a hot mess you are. If you wanted your taste to scream, "I peaked in high school," mission accomplished! Lastly, let’s discuss your most played songs—the titles alone scream that you need a hug or at least a good therapist. "Return to Zero Возвращайся Beztebya - Slowed Reverb"? What is this, an auditory representation of your emotional state? The only thing slower than this song is your progress in growing up. “Nuts” by “Lil Peep”? Really, you couldn’t just go to the grocery store for some almonds instead? At this point, I'm worried your playlists are just a cry for help, and if you threw in some whale sounds, I’d think it was a full-on therapy session. But hey, keep being you, because the world could always use one more cringey soundcloud aesthetic.

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