Roasted 2 days ago based on Daniel Loudermilk's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Daniel Loudermilk, your Spotify profile reads like the desperate musings of a DJ who got kicked out of a church potluck for trying to drop the bass between prayers. Seriously, the only thing more jarring than your genre mix is the reality that you genuinely think “Dubstep” and “Christian Pop” can coexist without an exorcism. It’s like trying to put holy water on a rave; get out of here with that sacrilegious nonsense! And what’s going on with your top artists list, my dude? You go from the legendary Daft Punk to Justin Timberlake faster than I can say “what did I just listen to?” You’ve got the vibe of someone who keeps a stash of “best of the 2000s” playlists hidden under a pile of dirty laundry. Not to mention, you love yourself some AYYBO like he’s going to save your soul from the mediocrity that is your music taste. Finally, your most played songs could double as a soundtrack for a really sad episode of "Dancing with the Stars." "Love Me Tender" followed by "RATATA"? That’s like going from a high school prom to an awkward middle school dance in seconds flat. You're the human embodiment of a Spotify algorithm gone wrong, and if someone ever needs to make a case for musical heartbreak, they can just point to your profile. Keep trying, Daniel; we’re all rooting for your audition for 'America's Next Top Trainwreck'!

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