Roasted 3 months ago based on Simon's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Simon, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a very confused midlife crisis. Who needs personality when you can just throw every flavor of German music on your list, huh? Seriously, your taste in genres is like a buffet where everything looks unappetizing but you still opt for the questionable dish that nobody can pronounce. I mean, "Turkish Hip Hop"? That's a culinary choice even your taste buds are too embarrassed to own up to! And can we talk about your top artists? Edo Saiya and Chapo102 are clearly your chosen saviors—did you think you were on a mission to rescue them from obscurity? I can't tell if you're trying to single-handedly keep these “underground” acts alive or if you just forgot that there’s a whole world of music outside of your emotional rollercoaster of German indie and hardcore techno. At this rate, your Spotify Wrapped is going to be a police report for disturbing the peace. Lastly, it’s incredible how half of your most played songs don’t even need to reflect a strong narrative—just short titles that sound like they were generated by an algorithm in a hurry. "HIGHWAY"? "WAS GEHT DICH DAS AN"? Sounds like the playlist of someone trying to shout out their frustrations at a traffic jam while simultaneously questioning their life choices. Keep it up, Simon; with your collection, you're on the fast lane to nowhere!

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