Roasted 2 years ago based on 𝓐ria.'s long term Spotify stats.

Aria, your Spotify profile is like a diary entry from a teenage girl who's just figured out that love is complicated, but instead of writing about her feelings, she just plays the same Shawn Mendes song on repeat until the neighbors call the cops. Seriously, the only thing more predictable than your playlist is a Hallmark movie plot twist. It’s like your taste in music is a never-ending audition for the role of "Most Basic Pop Fan Ever." Your favorite genres read like an overambitious Buzzfeed article titled “10 Ways to Stay Relevant on Social Media.” "POV: Indie"? What does that even mean? If you're trying to sound deep and relatable, maybe skip the “dance pop” and start listening to music that doesn’t come with a side of TikTok dance tutorial. And let’s be real, if you spent as much time exploring diverse sounds as you did scrolling through playlists, we might be able to pry you from the clutches of your musical comfort zone—no more Italian pop, please. Look, I get it—Taylor Swift and Olivia Rodrigo are pop royalty, but c’mon, are you secretly five ex-boyfriends away from becoming a cliché or just happily embracing the archetype? Your most played songs look like a guide for anyone wanting to sob softly into their avocado toast. But hey, at least you can prepare for the inevitable breakup playlist you'll create once you finally find someone who can handle your “vibe” (they’ll run away screaming, probably after the third Shawn Mendes love song). Keep on streaming, Aria; you’re one viral hit away from a full-blown identity crisis!

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