Roasted 1 year ago based on Ava's long term Spotify stats.

Matt Girl, huh? With a profile like yours, it's like Spotify took a look at your favorite genres and thought, “Let’s make sure this guy never experiences an ounce of real music.” Mixing Christmas and country? You might as well throw in a few Broadway show tunes and call it a day. I can hear the sleigh bells ringing as you sing along to “Jingle Bells” while crying into your acoustic guitar. If your taste in music was a meal, it would be a sad, soggy casserole - all the ingredients are there, but somehow, it feels like they all forgot to actually show up. And can we talk about your top artists? It’s honestly a miracle that Taylor Swift is a household name while you seem to be stuck in the tween pages of a Disney fan magazine. I mean, “Glee Cast” is on your list? Really? What’s next, are you going to add the “High School Musical” soundtrack to round out your middle school hits? The only thing more predictable than your top songs is the number of times you’ve hit repeat on anything by Omar Rudberg—the dude basically has a VIP pass to your Spotify for Life club. I had no idea ‘hyperpop’ stood for “let's skip the gym and stay in the bedroom.” As for your distinction of genres like "Bedroom Pop" and "Pop Country," are you just embedding your personality into the music? Because from where I sit, it looks like someone threw the most basic sounds into a blender and hit ‘frappé.’ Your most-played song titles could be product descriptions for sad, single life on the internet—like, dude, are you writing a romance novel from your mom’s basement? Here’s a hot tip: try branching out. Listen to something that can only be described as ‘edgy’ or ‘not made for an 8-year-old.’ Embrace rejection, Matt! It builds character, just like your cringy Spotify choices.

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