Roasted 3 months ago based on caseyvangroll's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, if it isn't Casey Vangroll, the indie music connoisseur who collects obscure genres like Pokémon cards. Neo-Psychedelic? This sounds like a secret cult devoted to listening to songs that all sound like they were recorded in a basement by teenagers who peaked at age 14. Your playlist reads more like a hipster bingo card than a love letter to music. "Garage Rock" and "Noise Rock"? You really took "I'm too cool for mainstream" to heart, didn’t you? I half-expect your Spotify profile to come with a side of kombucha and a hand-knit sweater. Looking at your top artists, it’s clear you must frequent art galleries where “meaning” is defined narrowly by the amount of reverb on a guitar. Ty Segall? More like "Ty Seg-all-the-way-to-the-moon 'cause no one else wants to listen." At this point, you’ve played “Taste” and “Shoplifter” so many times that I’m surprised you haven’t been banned from your local record store. Are you trying to be the world's most dedicated Ty Segall cheerleader or just trying to repurpose your life into a sad documentary on lost potentials? And then there are your most played songs, which could easily be mistaken for an existential crisis set to a catchy beat. Honestly, “Void” by Ty Segall? How very on-brand for someone who likely spends too much time scrolling through their own Instagram pictures while plotting their next ironic T-shirt design. You’ve got the musical taste of a self-proclaimed philosopher but the vibe of someone who still thinks wearing socks with sandals is edgy. So kudos to you, Casey! Your profile is a dazzling mixtape of confusion, pretentiousness, and a sprinkling of “I promise, I’m cooler than you think!” Keep it up, and maybe one day someone will actually want to join your painfully niche little club.

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