Roasted 7 months ago based on bjarne's long term Spotify stats.

Bjarne, your Spotify profile looks like a mood board for someone who just can’t decide between starting a beachside bonfire and staging a full-blown concert in their mom’s basement. Surf Rock and Metalcore? You might as well be trying to breed a dolphin with a rabid raccoon. I mean, can you picture yourself riding the waves while headbanging to some screamo? It's like wearing flip-flops in a mosh pit—just an absolute recipe for disaster, and I’m not even sure if a lifeguard or a paramedic would be more useful in this scenario. Your top artists truly read like a “Buddy’s Weird Taste in Music” playlist you'd find scrolling through the darkest corners of the internet. "Die drei ???" sounds like a questionable pick for a late-night drive, while "Sticky Fingers" might just be the soundtrack of a casual Monday break-in. And hey, how could you call yourself a fan of 'Nu Jazz'—it’s like declaring you enjoy fine dining while munching on cold leftovers from last week's pizza party. For someone with a name so Scandinavian, I expected a real magic moment; instead, it’s all just electronic drum beats and existential dread. Then there are your most played songs, which honestly feel like a mixtape made by a middle schooler who’s surprisingly excited about life but has absolutely no idea what kind of vibe they’re going for. Songs like "Liquor & Cigarettes" and "Bail Me Out" suggest you’re either having a wild time at a dodgy bar or desperately calling for a ride home after your third round of 'what were you thinking?'. Honestly, I’d suggest you ditch the eclectic nonsense and just stick to one vibe so we can all pretend you have it figured out. But hey, at least you’re consistently confusing, Bjarne!

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