Roasted 11 months ago based on kof's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's Kof, your friendly neighborhood cultural enigma! With a Spotify playlist that sounds like a hipster's wet dream, it’s obvious you've dedicated your life to finding the most obscure tracks known to man. If only you spent as much time reading about popular music as you do curating this bizarre blend of French Pop and Anime soundtracks, you might actually tackle a song that hasn't been played on an elusive underground radio station. It’s like you set out to prove that having musical taste is entirely subjective, except you forgot to actually taste the good stuff! Your top artists scream “I’m way too cool for mainstream music” but instead they just come off as a soundtrack for a generation of introverts waiting for their pizza rolls while contemplating the meaning of life. I mean, Lady Gaga’s there trying to elevate your musical game, while ABBA must be rolling in their graves wishing they could serve you a breakup album that you'd actually vibe with. But no—here you are, loyally spinning track after track like a DJ for your very own pity party. Bravo! And what’s with your most played songs, a collection that seems like you drafted them straight from a “Wonders of the World” list for the sad and misunderstood? Sam Quealy? Bodo Wartke? You’d have better luck shouting “free pizza” in an empty room and hoping for a vibe check! Seriously, the only thing “Cry” by Cigarettes After Sex is successfully doing is making your friends wish they had earplugs. If Spotify could produce a warning label for the emotional rollercoaster that is your playlist, it would read: “May cause excessive eye rolling and sudden urges to question your life choices.” But hey, at least you’re consistently unique… in the most questionable way!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!