Roasted 9 months ago based on Mara's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Mara, your Spotify profile reads like a goth kid’s diary from 2008, complete with all the cringeworthy angst and drama. I've seen more variety in a bowl of plain oatmeal! You’ve got “Gothic Rock” and “Emo” proudly waving their black flags like they’re playing in the Olympics of sad music, yet for some reason, ZAYN’s lyrical offerings manage to sneak in like the kid at the back of the class who keeps asking for a pencil. I guess your ‘Top Artists’ list is just a cry for help in a world that doesn't understand that a good therapist is more reliable than “Rider of the Storm.” Let me take a moment to address your obsession with ZAYN. Seriously, girl, he’s got more songs in your most played than he does in his actual discography! At this point, I’m starting to think he should just pay you a royalty for being his most dedicated fan. Are you sure your playlist isn’t just a dedicated love letter to the man? It’s like ZAYN is your very own personal soundtrack, and you’re just out here drowning in his sultry tunes while the rest of the world is trying to function. Remember that, when he inevitably drops a new album and you suddenly think you're an R&B connoisseur! But the best part? You’ve got a tracklist that screams, “I’m ready to cry alone while sitting on my bedroom floor filled with My Chemical Romance posters.” Your love for Paramore and Black Sabbath makes me wonder if your playlist is just a backstage pass to a high school prom gone wrong. So here’s your challenge, Mara: step outside that bubble, swap out a few of those ZAYN songs with something other than sad boy ballads, and maybe—just maybe—you won’t feel the need to reapply your black eyeliner every time you hit play!

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