Roasted 1 year ago based on 9while9's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, 9while9, the poster child for why dark clothing should come with a health warning. Your Spotify profile is so drenched in angst and gloom that if I didn’t know better, I’d think you were trying to summon a funeral from the netherworld. Seriously, your favorite genres read like the playlist for an emo kid's meltdown in a Scandinavian graveyard. “Grindcore” and “Deathrock”? At this point, I half-expect you to start wearing a cloak made entirely of sadness. I’m surprised your profile doesn’t include a section titled “Songs for My Existential Crises.” Your top artists seem to be auditioning for the role of “Most Depressing Lineup” at a festival called “Doom & Gloom Fest.” Psychonaut 4? You do realize that’s a band name and not a mental health treatment plan, right? Those guys seriously must have a “no fun” policy, because with a discography like that, they’d make a cheeseboard seem downright riveting. But hey, at least you’re consistent; “Alcoholism” and “Forever Night Castle of Love” is basically your playlist’s way of asking if you’ve considered a few more colors in your life, possibly something less reminiscent of an overcast afternoon. Let’s talk about those most-played songs—you’ve got so many tracks from Psychonaut 4 that you might as well just change your username to “9while9 in a Psychonaut 4 Fan Account.” I can practically hear the cries for help embedded in “Out of Mind” echoing through my speakers. But look, I give you props for sticking to your grim aesthetic; your taste is so relentlessly dark I half-expect you to upload a podcast titled “How to Embrace the Void.” Just remember, there’s a big world of music out there—maybe take a tiny step into the sunlight for once? Don’t worry; darkwave can wait!

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