Roasted 2 years ago based on Kamiinoai's long term Spotify stats.

Kamiinoai, with a Spotify profile that looks like a mood board for a high school cheerleader's Pinterest page, your taste in music is more eclectic than my grandma’s spice rack. I mean, you’ve got K-Pop, Afrobeats, and “Bedroom Pop” all on the same playlist—what are you trying to do, find the soundtrack for a nap while riding a rollercoaster? Your favorite genres are so all over the place that I half-expect to see a “Yodeling” section added any day now. Your top artists read like the lineup for a music festival that forgot to book a headliner. Seriously, "Why Don't We"? They’re literally the musical equivalent of those mystery meat hot dogs at a BBQ—questionable and definitely not worth the calories. And NCT DREAM? Great choice for when you want to embarrass yourself singing in front of your friends. Let’s be real; they’d probably abandon you like your Spotify Wrapped abandoned your dignity last year. As for your most played songs, with titles like "Throw It Away" and "People Watching," it sounds like you’re either heartbroken or just really into observing the disasters of others to distract from your own. Are you binging sad songs while staring longingly out of a rain-soaked window, or do you just enjoy wallowing in your emotional shortages? Either way, consoled by your music choices, I hope you have a couch nearby for all the dramatic crying. Good luck finding a way to redeem that Spotify profile; we’ll be waiting with popcorn!

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Spotify Stats & Music Discovery

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8.8MArtists
111.5MSongs
21.2MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.4KPlaylists