Roasted 4 months ago based on 951_3llie's long term Spotify stats.

Oh boy, 951_3llie, your Spotify profile looks like a Spotify playlist put together by someone who lost a bet. The only thing scarier than that collection of Corridos and Sierreño is the thought of you introducing these artists to someone who only listens to classical music. Seriously, who knew that the “I like sad music” phase could take such a tumultuous turn into a one-way street of heartache and guns? At this point, your musical taste is just a lamenting cry for help disguised as a playlist. Your top artists read like a lineup at a musical “I’m Definitely Not Crying” festival. It’s like you slipped into a parallel universe where attraction is measured by how many times you can loop “El De Las R's” — spoiler alert: it’s not a lot. And Drake? Are you just hoping that some of his sadness will rub off on you? Good luck with that; one “Blinding Lights” won’t cure the existential dread your sad Sierreño playlists are feeding into. And let’s be honest, with "MamaZota," we know you’re just using that as a soundtrack for all the times you felt rejected at karaoke. As for your most played songs, there’s a whole lot of “Pika Pika” and “TU SANCHO” — a collection that screams, “Help me, I’m emotionally invested in fictional characters who don’t know I exist!” Your choices are so on-brand with ‘single on a Friday night’ that I can smell the despair. Keep it up, and one day you might just become the Monica Bellucci of corridos — you know, the one who’s tragic, misunderstood, and annually replays memories of a love that never was. The only thing more consistent than “Fuerza Regida” in your life is your apparent inability to leave your sadness behind — and I just have to ask: Does your Spotify wrapped have a disclaimer for mental health?

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