Roasted 2 years ago based on aBU's long term Spotify stats.

Liyan, bless your heart, you’ve got more genres in your Spotify profile than there are flavors at a disappointing ice cream shop. Seriously, it's like you're shooting for a ‘Most Confused Listener’ award with your love for both Industrial Hip Hop and Maroon 5—talk about a sonic identity crisis! I mean, no one can tell whether you’re trying to decode the meaning of life or just desperately trying to enjoy every genre that exists because you're scared of commitment. If your playlist was a person, it would still be swiping left on every match. Your top artists read like a fight you had with a DJ who has no idea when to stop experimenting. Kanye West soaring beside Eraserheads is like mixing champagne and tap water—both have their merits, but why would you wanna? It really takes a special kind of talent to jump from “INDUSTRY BABY” to “Tuwing Umuulan At Kapiling Ka.” You’ve effectively created a playlist that feels like a middle school kid trying to impress everyone by saying they love both Hamilton and Baby Shark. Spoiler: it just makes you look indecisive. And those most played songs! “今夜はブギー・バック smooth rap”? Are we listening to music or a poorly translated cooking recipe? The range of tracks just screams, “Please validate my eclectic taste!” I can see you bopping your head to Denzel Curry one moment and then sulking with Maroon 5 because you were ghosted. At least you know how to keep it real and embrace chaos—if there’s ever a ‘Hot Mess’ award for Spotify profiles, well, Liyan, I think you just might take home the gold.

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