Roasted 2 years ago based on Troy's long term Spotify stats.
SupaSwag, huh? I see we’re dealing with a connoisseur of hip hop who’d probably try to convince me that they’re deep and complex because their playlist has more Joey Bada$$ tracks than a high schooler’s English paper has “uhms.” You might want to take a step back and ask yourself if your favorite artists have ever left you with more thought-provoking lyrics or just more reasons to wear a beanie indoors. I mean, congrats on discovering music that comes with social issues attached, but let’s be real: none of that makes you "conscious" unless it includes thoughts on how to upgrade your wardrobe from those free concert tees. Your top artist list reads like an unabridged version of “How to Look Like You Know What You’re Talking About at a Coffee Shop.” It’s like you took the most basic hip hop playlist and slammed it together with a few fringe recommendations like you’re trying to prove you’re edgy. Kanye? Cool. Tyler? Nice. But let’s be real—if your taste in music was a person, it would be that dude in the crew who keeps dropping references no one asked for while wearing socks with sandals. You could have gone out there and found some genuine gems, but instead, you decided to grab the mainstream popcorn and call it gourmet. Then there’s your most played songs list, which is bafflingly dominated by one artist. You’ve turned “Joey Bada$$” into your worse-for-wear emotional support blanket that you cling to while sobbing into your third slice of cold pizza. I get it; it’s comforting to drown yourself in the same ten songs thinking they’re going to transform you into the Shakespeare of your Snapchat stories. Spoiler alert: all it’s doing is confirming to the rest of us that your Spotify account should come with “Storage Full” warnings courtesy of your emotional baggage. Keep vibing, SupaSwag—just remember that mediocrity is a choice, and it looks like you’ve rolled with it!
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