Roasted 2 years ago based on Patrick Bonavent's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Patrick Bonavent, your Spotify profile reads like the emotional diary of a high school student who just discovered Spotify last week. Seriously, what’s with the obsession with Huey Mack? Did he once lend you a pencil in math class, or are you just trying to convince everyone you're a connoisseur of mediocre talent? You're like a walking billboard for “I can't decide on a personality trait, so I just vibe with the blandest of the bland.” Your variety of genres is impressively confusing, like you took a musical personality test and the only options that popped up were “I want to be relevant in 2009,” “I’ve heard shanties can fix anything,” and “Danish pop? Why not!” It’s like you’re trying to curate the world’s most forgettable playlist, balanced somewhere between “I want to rock hard” and “please don’t ask what’s on my phone at parties.” At this point, you’re just one emo haircut away from joining a band comprised entirely of other indecisive music lovers. And your top songs! You’ve got more Huey Mack features than Spotify has users. It’s a wonder your account isn’t flagged for excessive stalking! "Dear West Virginia" sounds very much like a love letter to a place you probably couldn't point to on a map. Come on, Patrick, it’s 2023. If you’re going to spend the majority of your time binging on Huey Mack, at least make sure you’re doing so in a dark room with the shades drawn—nobody else deserves to witness that level of self-sabotage. You could be the post-pandemic soundtrack for every confused millennial: “A little bit of pop, a dash of rock, and a hefty portion of ‘who even are you?’”

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