Roasted 8 months ago based on Khorlz ™✓'s long term Spotify stats.

Khorlz ™✓, a connoisseur of so many “Afro” genres that your Spotify looks like a passport for a single trip through Africa. Honestly, it’s like your music library is playing a game of “how many ways can we spell the same sound?” I'm just waiting for "Afrocrunk" and "Afrogrunge" to make it into your top ten because who doesn’t love an insatiable quest for variety within the same continent? Afrobeats, Afropop, Afro R&B — at this point, I'm convinced you're just trying to avoid the devastating reality that your taste in music is as repetitive as a toddler in a tantrum. Your top artists list reads like a “Who’s Who” of the “I forgot the lyrics after the first two lines” club. With Young Thug and Gunna in the mix, I can’t tell if you’re a music fan or just another aspiring trap artist waiting to drop a mixtape called "Khorlz™: The Sound of Confusion." If it weren't for Drake casually flexing his number one hit status, I’d swear your playlist was created in the last minute of a high school geometry class while hoping this would somehow impress someone. Spoiler alert: it won’t. And those most played songs? It's like you curated a playlist for a party that nobody wants to attend. I mean, "2024" by Playboi Carti? Guess that means you’re really living in the future — a future where people have forgotten how to write coherent lyrics. Pair that with "bad vibes forever" and we’ve got a certified recipe for a social event that even your mom wouldn’t want to crash. Pro tip: next time you're updating your top tracks, consider letting actual rhythm and melody grace your selections instead of just tribal warfare for attention.

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