Roasted 1 year ago based on zehnerzenkes's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, zehnerzenkes, your playlist looks like a funeral director’s Spotify account. Seriously, you’ve got more post-punk angst than a teenager locked in their room listening to the Cure while contemplating life choices under a poster of Edward Scissorhands. I didn't know it was possible to have a favorite genre called "Cold Wave." Does that mean your social skills have become as frostbitten as your music tastes? Between your collection of darkwave tracks and your obsession with deathrock, it’s clear you’re one leather jacket away from starting a cult. And let’s take a moment for your top artists—this lineup screams “My personality is a series of unfortunate events.” You’ve got bands and beats that sound like they should only be played during the last hour of an 80s horror movie. Boy Harsher? More like Boy Harshly Judged. And how is “Brutalismus 3000” even a band? Did you just mash a bunch of random German words together to prove how avant-garde you are? Spoiler alert: it’s not exactly working! Your favorite artist is literally named after the most emo thing on the planet, and that’s impressive in its own cringey way. Most played songs? Talk about a playlist that screams “I’m in a permanent state of existential dread.” If “Sleep” by Second Still doesn't get you kicked out of every karaoke bar you stumble into, then I don’t know what will. As for “Enter My Fantasy,” buddy, at this point, your fantasy should be to put on something with a little more bass and less “I’ve stopped showering for the last week.” If your Spotify profile were a movie, it’d be a tragic indie flick that only plays at 2 AM—just dark, confusing, and nobody really wants to talk about it.

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