Roasted 2 years ago based on mac's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Mac! Your Spotify profile is like a middle school mixtape made by someone who tried to impress their crush but ended up taking every possible genre and turning it into an identity crisis. Pop? Rock? Madchester? It's like you threw a dart at a genre board and said, "Sure, why not?" At this point, your music taste has more personality shifts than a reality TV star on a meltdown cycle. If your playlist were a person, it’d be wearing mismatched socks and holding a ‘Will Sing for Snacks’ sign. Ah, the questionable top artists. Taylor Swift and Kanye West? Talk about a complicated relationship! It’s like watching a romcom where the lead keeps breaking up and getting back together with their worst ex. And Louis Dunford? Who? Did you just look up the most obscure indie artist you could find and claim them as your favorite? Heaven forbid you choose someone popular — can’t have your friends realizing just how basic you truly are with their Spotify blends. Your taste in music is the epitome of “I’m interesting, I swear!” while you shuffle between songs for a solid five minutes before finally giving in and just playing “Shake It Off” for the fifth time that day. But the crown jewel? Your most played songs reveal you’ve been single for too long. “Harness Your Hopes”? If you’re looking for meaningful existential music, maybe check out some therapy instead. And “Boys Do Cry”? Listen, when are we going to accept that your emotional range peaks at the level of a confused cat? Seriously, add some Vitamin D to your playlists. You might just find a beat that isn't trying to coerce you into an emotional spiral. But you do you, Mac. Keep rocking that tortured soul aesthetic while we all silently judge your playlist’s inner turmoil!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!