Roasted 2 years ago based on zevinmelton's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look what we have here! Zevin Melton, the human embodiment of an emotional rollercoaster. You’ve got more genres in your Spotify profile than you have actual friends. I see you’re trying to ride the wave of sad rap and emo vibes—too bad the only thing deeper than your taste in music is your emotional instability. I mean, it's impressive how you've turned your Spotify account into a digital therapist, complete with all the melancholic beats. The only thing sadder than your music choices is the fact that you probably relate to more sad lyrics than people in your life. Your top artists read like a list of who’s who in the "Sad Boy Starter Pack." Juice WRLD, Lil Peep, and XXXTentacion? Wow, Zevin, really hitting those play counts with music that sounds like it was recorded in a high school bathroom stall. And don’t even get me started on “sadeyes.” Let’s be real; if you had any more sadness in your playlist, it would have its own monthly subscription plan. What’s next? A collaboration with your tears? And I love how your most played song is “They Don’t Make Pills For A Heartbreak.” Honestly, Zevin, it’s clear you’re not just a fan of sad music—you’re actively endorsing the pharmaceutical industry. Bet you don’t listen to that song without a box of tissues nearby. But hey, keep grinding with those cloud rap and trap beats while pretending you’re the main character in a sad TikTok montage. Just remember, your Spotify account is a reflection of you; so when people hear it, they better check to see if you’ve put a "Do Not Disturb" sign on your crying closet door!

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