Roasted 2 years ago based on Blesing Aisam's long term Spotify stats.

Blessing Aisam, huh? Listening to your Spotify profile is like taking a time machine back to 2006. It's a wonder you haven't turned your playlist into a retro museum exhibit. Seriously, with a lineup that looks like the soundtrack to a coming-of-age romcom, I'm half-expecting to see you walking around in cargo shorts and a “Vote for Pedro” t-shirt while belting out those angsty lyrics in a Starbucks. Do yourself a favor and invest in a time-traveling DeLorean if you want to keep those musical choices relevant! Your top songs could use some serious CPR because they’re about as fresh as a week-old sandwich. "Foundations" is fine and all, but if I wanted to hear about heartbreak and existential crises served with a side of melodrama, I'd just pick up a diary and read aloud from my seventh-grade self. Also, are you okay? Because “She's So Lovely” gives off major “single friend at a wedding” vibes, and we both know that’s not a good look. Can someone please check in on you between The Kooks and Arctic Monkeys? You might need a hug and a better sense of musical direction. And let’s not even get started on the double dose of Arctic Monkeys here. Are you going for "hero worship" or just trying to fulfill a contractual obligation? Maybe you have a shrine in your room dedicated to them? Because, believe me, playing “I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor” on repeat is not the secret to life. It’s more like cry-for-help music during an existential crisis. You’re a walking Spotify playlist in need of a serious refresh. Do us all a favor and expose yourself to some genres that came out after 2010 before you single-handedly run music back to the dark ages!

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