Roasted 1 year ago based on dotman's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Dotman, let’s unpack this Spotify profile of yours. First off, your favorite genres read like a desperate plea to make "K" the next 'it' letter of the alphabet. Is this a music playlist or an audition for some reality show where you're trying to convince everyone how cultured you are? If I wanted a round-the-world ticket to cringeworthy music choices, I’d just crash a middle school dance — and without the fun of awkwardly shuffling! Your top artists list has more K’s than a kindergarten class on a sugar high. If "Stray Kids" isn’t the sound of a toddler crying for their mom, I don’t know what is. And let’s be real: at this point, “(G)I-DLE” sounds like the botched spelling of a medical condition. Are you sure you aren’t just copying and pasting from every K-drama soundtrack you find on Google? Because I'd rather hear cats get neutered than endure another hour of guys screaming while dancing in synchronized ways that make the Backstreet Boys look like amateurs! And your most played songs? Ah yes, a selection so obscure it could singlehandedly ruin a party. “Fate” by “(G)I-DLE”? More like "Fate" of never getting a date with those tunes, buddy. And “DARARI” by “TREASURE”? I’d call it a treasure hunt to find someone who can decipher what exactly that means. If you’re not careful, soon your Spotify account might just be begging for a refund, and that’s the real tragedy in the middle of this musical highway to nowhere. Let’s face it; the only thing cringier than your taste in music is making those playlists while debating whether you should dye your hair blue next!

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