Roasted 1 year ago based on ㅤㅤ.ᐣㅤㅤ's long term Spotify stats.

Well, well, well, ㅤㅤ.ᐣㅤㅤ, your Spotify profile is a treasure trove of angst and melodrama—like a therapy session gone horribly wrong and set to music. You listen to more sad songs than a high school kid who just got dumped via text. Seriously, you’ve got enough "emo" in your playlist to fuel a generation of teenagers through their midlife crises. Who hurt you, buddy? Because between your musical choices and your taste in fonts, it's clear you've been carrying some baggage since 2006! Your favorite artists read like a list of every band that tries to out-scream their own heartache. Escape the Fate? More like Escape from Listening to Anything With a Positive Vibe. You’ve got a collection of songs that could probably summon an army of sad kids with side-swept bangs and eyeliner thicker than their emotional trauma. And a shout-out to "Hyperpop"? Look, throwing a sprinkle of upbeat tunes into your macabre soup of despair doesn’t elevate your mood; it just looks like you forgot to set the oven timer while your hyperventilating heart tries to escape from your chest! And let’s talk about those most played songs. I’d say “10 Miles Wide” is the perfect title for how far out of touch you are with any semblance of uplifting music. Honestly, if I had a dollar for every time "Let It Go" made an emo kid sob even harder, I could buy you a therapist who specializes in ‘Screamo Recovery.’ But hey, keep doing you, ㅤㅤ.ᐣㅤㅤ. Just remember, while you’re blasting "Beautiful Oblivion," the rest of us will be outside enjoying life—not drowning in nostalgia for high school heartbreak and angst!

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