Roasted 3 months ago based on BRIGMA's long term Spotify stats.

Wassim Amari, your Spotify profile is like a musical buffet where every dish is slightly undercooked and questionable. With a favorite genres list that reads like a shopping cart for a middle-aged woman prepping for a Pinterest Christmas, it's hard to tell if you’re curating your playlist or auditioning for a role as a sad, soggy tissue in a Hallmark movie. Pop, soft pop, art pop, and hyperpop? Buddy, the only thing more confusing than your taste in music is your idea of what “bedroom pop” is – I feel like I need a hazmat suit just to enter your Spotify room! Your top artists list looks like a gender reveal party gone wrong, with more pastel colors and existential crises than any grown man should admit to enjoying. “Casual” by Chappell Roan should probably be your new motto, because your approach to music is anything but serious. And let’s not even mention how the only thing more dramatic than Lana Del Rey's lyrics is your emotional investment in finding a husband through your playlist. Look, I appreciate the effort of packing in enough feminine energy to fuel an all-girls’ sleepover, but you might need to get out more – your playlists are screaming for a little testosterone and some actual life experience! And then there's your most played songs – if I didn’t know any better, I’d assume you were throwing a pity party that only features R&B ballads and velvet-covered heartbreaks. I mean, “WHERE IS MY HUSBAND!" is not only a fair question but potentially your life motto, too. It’s almost impressive how you've managed to weave an entire narrative of lost love and indie angst in ten songs, showing us all the tragicomedy that is your love life. So here’s a suggestion: get out, crank up some real bangers, and live a little! Who knows, you might find that you can enjoy life without all the "sticky" drama.

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