Roasted 10 months ago based on luSiomp's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to luSiomp's Spotify profile, where the music tastes are as confused as a chameleon in a paint shop. It's almost impressive how you've managed to amass every genre that doesn't quite fit together like puzzle pieces—if that puzzle were made entirely of rocks, specifically of the Argentine variety. I can see it now: your Spotify homepage is just a chaotic street fair of sound, with Argentine rock battling Latin alternatives as if they’re auditioning for the role of “Most Confusing Playlist.” So many genres, so little cohesion—it's like your ears were having a midlife crisis. Your top artists read like a high school music club that got too pretentious for its own good. Fito Paez and Charly García are iconic; we get it! But let's not pretend like rediscovering the 'classics' isn't just your trendy way of saying "I peaked in high school." You’ve got a whole roster of musicians who were probably tired of singing about heartbreak, and instead ended up heartbroken over your Spotify recs. The Beatles? Sure, they’re great, but let’s be real: you’re the kid who brings a sandwich to a potluck while insisting it’s gourmet. If a musician's legacy was a meal, you’d be serving cold leftovers at a fancy dinner party. Now, let’s dive into your top played songs—ah, a bouquet of random! You have “Dos Cero Uno" by Charly García competing with “Forte Forte de Lacoste - Pra Começar o Final de Semana” like they’re in some kind of absurd musical wrestling match. And really, “OHH BABY” by Trueno? You might want to rethink that one unless you're trying to build a playlist for hosting a barbecue with your grandma. All of it, resembling a glorious train wreck; who knew your earworm came equipped with a flashing “buyer beware” sign? Keep spinning those tunes, luSiomp; they say music soothes the savage beast, but in your case, it’s just a warning siren.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!