Roasted 2 years ago based on invertedtritone's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, invertedtritone – the only Spotify profile whose music selection sounds like a hipster specialty coffee menu. You must have an entire playlist dedicated to hating mainstream music, and it’s ironic that you’ve got so much "Indie" in your life but somehow still managed to be the most predictable person in the room. Seriously, at this point, your taste in genres is less ‘eclectic’ and more ‘I didn’t know what to pick at high school coffee house night’. “Chamber Pop”? Is that what you call your collection of unplayed vinyls collecting dust while you sip on your overpriced oat milk latte? Your top artists read like a “who’s who” of musicians that even your parents have never heard of! Curtis Schweitzer? I get it, you want to impress your friends with obscure trivia, but news flash: you don’t have to be exclusive to be interesting. “Of Monsters and Men”? Sounds like the soundtrack to a middle school sleepover where everyone unanimously decided that the seventh-grade drama was just way too much to handle. And implementing "Indie Game Soundtrack" in your top genres? Sure, if the only game you play is avoiding social gatherings. As for your most played songs, let's just say it’s a miracle that none of these tracks require a thesaurus to understand. Halsey's “Lighthouse” doesn’t shine a light on your taste – it’s more like a flickering candle in a windstorm, desperately trying to keep its flame alive in a sea of pretentious vibe-checks. Seriously, it's like you made a playlist for hipsters adventuring to the next big artisan bread shop. Maybe just stick with elevator music next time and save yourself the shame of crafting all these “deep cuts” that only you and your cats will appreciate in your solitary existence.

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