Roasted 7 months ago based on liana's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Liana, your Spotify profile reads like a trap set by a 15-year-old angst-ridden emo kid who just discovered the internet. Seriously, is there a mood that screams “I’m not okay, but I also can’t quite figure it out”? With a favorite genre list that looks like the soundtrack to a high school PowerPoint presentation on identity crises, it’s a miracle your headphones haven’t spontaneously combusted from your desperate search for meaning behind a 3-minute guitar solo. Let's talk about your most played songs. Seven Deftones tracks? I mean, do you have a secret Deftones shrine in your bedroom where you worship the holy trinity of shoegaze, nu metal, and "why am I like this"? And that Billie Eilish track, “L’AMOUR DE MA VIE [OVER NOW EXTENDED EDIT]”? Please, I’m convinced your playlist is just a long-term therapy session you decided to punish us all with. As for your top artists—congrats, you've managed to mix together the emotional spectrum of a teenager who's never left their mom’s basement. From Limp Bizkit to Charli XCX, your taste in music is like a buffet where every dish is just an explosion of confusion and poor life choices. If you’re not careful, you might end up in a genre of your own—call it "melancholy mosh pit pop," featuring none of the fun and all of the existential dread. Keep it up, and Spotify will serve you an eviction notice for self-sabotage!

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