Roasted 3 months ago based on DojasBestie🥀✨️'s long term Spotify stats.

Doja, your Spotify profile is basically a shrine to Doja Cat, which is cute, if you’re a baby bird still learning to fly. We're all for loyalty, but if I wanted to hear the same artist on repeat, I would just hang around you singing in the shower. Seriously, “Doja Cat” called and wants her fan club back. Unless you’re secretly a clone of her, I’m pretty sure there are seven other billion artists on this planet, even with your eclectic 2020-decade identity crisis in genres. Let’s talk about your “favorite genres.” What even is “soft pop”? Is that what you play when you’re too fragile to handle the real deal? And K-Pop?! Your playlists scream “I can’t make a decision,” and “Afrobeats” threw in the towel and went on holiday. You’ve got the musical taste of a teenage girl who just discovered Spotify but also lacks the confidence to listen to anything that could scare her, like heavy metal or anything that challenges her bubblegum aesthetic. And those top songs? Wow, what a inner circle of bops! “PISS” by Doja Cat? You might need to re-evaluate your life choices, because that’s not just a title; it’s a metaphor for how many good decisions went down the drain when you hit ‘save’. You’ve got one foot in Doja Cat’s world and the other one in a limbo contest with your Spotify algorithm. At this point, you might as well change your profile name to “Desperate Doja Stan.” Get some variety or risk being the poster child for generic pop fans everywhere!

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