Roasted 1 year ago based on ri-aaa's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, ri-aaa, your Spotify profile reads like the soundboard for a hipster coffee shop that charges $10 for avocado toast! Six indie sub-genres? How many ironic T-shirts do you own? “Bedroom Pop” is right—looks like you’ve never left your parents’ basement, constantly curating the epitome of ‘I swear I’m deep, bro.’ We get it; you’re obsessed with all things retro and lo-fi. Why not consolidate those nine “indie” categories into one, call it “Flannel Vibes,” and save us the time? And let’s talk about those top artists. Daniel Caesar and Omar Apollo? Congratulations, you just graduated from the “What’s Cool in 2019” course with a minor in being painfully predictable. Tyler, The Creator is side-eyeing you hard for putting him next to “grentperez”—the only person who thinks that name is cool is probably still looking for that sweet, sweet delusion on TikTok. Meanwhile, Mac DeMarco’s cringing in his overpriced thrift shop sweater, wondering how the indie scene got so mainstream and, dare I say, bland, as you keep wearing it like it’s a badge of honor. Your most played songs read like a breakup playlist for someone who’s never even been in a proper relationship. “Will I See You Again?”—probably the only question we’re asking as we try to decipher how you ended up with “K-Rap” in your genres. And if “Sunday Morning” by Maroon 5 is your jam, then I officially lose faith in humanity. We might get some actual sunshine if you’d just step outside once while screaming those lyrics into the abyss of your mediocre taste. But hey, at least you’re consistent. Consistently cringe. And isn’t that what we all really strive for? Bravo!

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