Roasted 2 years ago based on Emre Şahin's long term Spotify stats.

Emre Şahin, your Spotify profile looks like it was designed by someone who decided to go for a midlife crisis on a budget. Seriously, it’s like the soundtrack to a sad indie film no one wants to watch. You claim to love "Rock" and "Hard Rock," but I can’t help but wonder if the only thing you rock is that “dad bod” you’ve got going on while you recline on your couch wearing a Led Zeppelin shirt made in 1999. Let's not even get started on your "Turkish Hip Hop" phase. Are you trying to relive every awkward moment of your teenage years through music? Your top artists are a delightful mix of legends and what seems like an identity crisis. Ennio Morricone? Well, someone's definitely trying to class up the joint. But then you throw in Hayko Cepkin and you lose all credibility faster than a middle-aged man attempting to skateboard at the park. I mean, come on, are you really rockin’ out to Guns N’ Roses while also grooving to Turkish Trap? I can’t tell if you’re trying to bridge the cultural gap or just pretending to be the world’s most confused DJ at a wedding no one asked for. And let’s talk about your most played songs. Nothing says “I’m emotionally stable” quite like a playlist that goes from "Deli" by Hayko Cepkin to "Gone Forever" by Three Days Grace. It’s like you’re creating a tragic love story with a plot twist involving a lot of heavy breathing and regrets. I half-expect you to start marking the walls with “Home is where your Spotify account leads you,” accompanied by a collection of broken guitar strings and empty energy drink cans. You’ve managed to craft a soundscape that somehow twists joy and despair into one confused little ball. Kudos, maestro! Keep the identity crisis alive!

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