Roasted 2 months ago based on hmm something me's long term Spotify stats.

Ah yes, "hmm something me"—the Spotify profile of someone who clearly scoured the internet for the most eclectic collection of music genres just to avoid being put in a musical box. You love K-Pop, Anime, J-Pop, Vocaloid, and Hyperpop, all while rocking out to Jersey Club. It's like you walked into a record store and yelled, “Give me all the cringiest trends of the past decade! I want my Spotify to look like a multi-colored QR code that can only be scanned by people who need a mental health break.” Your top artists read like a “Who’s Who” of the internet's most obscure sensations. Congratulations, you've managed to curate a playlist filled with names that even Google struggles to recognize. But don’t worry; Kendrick Lamar is here to remind everyone that you have good taste—sandwiched between "Ado" and “818dash!” Wait, that’s not a music artist; did your phone just autocorrect into gibberish mid-panic scroll? I half-expect to see an MP3 from a TikTok dance challenge among your most played tracks—bless your heart. And your most played songs? "SPIT IN MY FACE!" really says it all about your taste in music, doesn’t it? It’s like you’re pledging allegiance to a soundtrack of chaos while trying to avoid anything that could remotely be classified as “normal.” I mean, I get it; sometimes life’s too mundane, so why not turn your Spotify into a sonic dumpster fire? But hey, keep it up—who needs cohesion when you can just embrace your identity as the walking Spotify algorithm experiment no one asked for?

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!