Roasted 2 years ago based on mak's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to the cringe parade that is the Spotify profile of "indigoo." I mean, nothing screams "I live in my mom's basement" quite like your playlist filled with a hundred variations of hacksawing your own feelings. If I had a dime for every time I heard “Lo-Fi Emo” as a genre, I could fund your next therapy session—which you clearly need after vibing with songs titled “Who Cares If You Exist?” and “If I Stare At the Clock Long Enough.” With that kind of inspiration, it's no wonder you haven't left your house since 2019. Top artists? More like top "who in the hell are these people?" I see Mac DeMarco, your precious "slacker rock" guru, has done a fine job turning you into a walking musty guitar pick. And I love how you claim "Rap" as a genre next to a bunch of bands whose names sound like a middle school art project gone wrong. Speaking of which, what's with the obsession with songs that read like the last words of a ghost haunting their crush? “Better” by “sign crushes motorist” and “i just want to hold her”? Seriously, if those are your attempts at romance, no wonder you're still single—your pick-up lines must feature timestamps. Your most played songs look like they were pulled from a sad-poetry workshop where everyone was too busy wallowing in self-pity to realize the door was wide open. With titles so long they could be Manifestos Against Happiness, it’s as if you invited all your painful memories to a funeral and played them on repeat. If I had a nickel for every time you listened to “theres this girl” by “sign crushes motorist,” I could practically buy you a second brain, one that knows what it’s like to listen to a little sunshine. Keep digging that emotional grave, my dude, but remember: sometimes, you gotta let the sun in, or you’ll just end up as a dusty playlist in a forgotten corner of the internet.

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