Roasted 4 months ago based on Matej Marko's long term Spotify stats.

Matej Marko, the self-proclaimed “metal aficionado,” somehow manages to spend countless hours diving deep into a playlist made entirely of genres that sound like the soundtrack for a particularly angsty middle school phase. You’ve got more variations of "metal" than a 14-year-old who just discovered Hot Topic. Seriously, with all your favorites combined, if the world ends tomorrow, at least you can rest easy knowing that you’ll still be listening to the same six guitar riffs on repeat while the apocalypse happens around you. Your top artists are a collection of every band that your grunge-resenting parents warned you about. Linkin Park and Metallica: classic choices for a couple of dad jokes that are one bad pun away from a mid-life crisis. And what’s with the inclusion of Greta Van Fleet? They may play the part of Led Zeppelin's tribute band, but between you and me, next time just save some cash and play the originals on repeat instead. It’d be about as creative as your tastes! Now, let's talk about those most-played songs, which could easily double as background music for a really bad YouTube compilation titled "Why Were You Even Born?" Each title is more pretentious than the last, and it’s honestly hard to believe you don't have a Ph.D. in poorly named headbangers. “anybody can find love (except you)” might as well be the anthem of your Spotify journey. Don’t worry, you’ll find love one day, Matej—just as soon as you start using more than two brain cells for music taste!

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