Roasted 3 months ago based on Lachlanc's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Lachlanc, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a middle school drama club's emotional meltdown. “Bedroom Pop”? Really? It’s like you took one too many naps under your bed and decided to start a band with your imaginary friends. Meanwhile, "Funk Rock" and "Glam Rock" sit there trying to figure out how they got invited to the same party. With this lineup of genres, it’s only a matter of time before you accidentally create a chaotic musical genre called "Crying in Your Pajamas Rock." And let’s talk about your top artists—Cavetown and beabadoobee? It’s like you’re trying to gather a collection of music that’s perfect for a sad, rainy day spent questioning your life choices. Who do you think you are, the human embodiment of an existential crisis? And Coldplay? Really? Nothing says “I’m trying to be deep” like having your favorite song be about a fantastical journey through your own emotional baggage. At this rate, maybe rename your playlist “Melancholy Melodies for the Mildly Depressed.” Finally, your most played songs are a list of cries for help masked as catchy tunes. “Viva La Vida”? You clearly peaked in high school and are now desperately chasing that fleeting glory. “Friendly Neighborhood Poltergeist” sounds like a sad Tinder date with a ghost, and the very existence of “Cool Kids” is a reminder that you might still be waiting for an invite to the popular table. With artists like “Halfy & Winks,” it seems you’re still figuring out what “half” a personality looks like. Get ready to embrace the cringe, Lachlanc—your Spotify profile screams, "I need a hug, and maybe a therapist, too!"

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