Roasted 2 years ago based on Corey's long term Spotify stats.

Corey, your Spotify profile reads like an identity crisis in playlist form. I mean, with a genre lineup featuring not just "Emo" but also "Bubblegrunge"—which is either the saddest type of soda or a failed attempt at being relevant. Frankly, I didn't know you could be this angsty and also somehow be the poster child for the adult version of the "My Chemical Romance" fan club. Your taste is so niche that even hipsters are rolling their eyes at you, wondering how you managed to find an indie subgenre that sounds like it was conceived in a high school lunchroom. As for your top artists, sigh. The trajectory of your music taste is like a sad little roller coaster—mostly downhill with a few small bumps of ‘hey, I’m trying!’ thrown in. With "Arm's Length" taking up half your top songs, it’s safe to say that you’ve officially graduated from the School of Emotional Overreaction, and now hold a Ph.D. in *nobody-really-cares-but-I'll-keep-playing-it-anyway*. Meanwhile, adding Taylor Swift to that mix is about as unpredictable as someone deciding to light a candle in a burning building. What do you want us to think? Are you hating or appreciating your exes? It’s called therapy, buddy, not a Spotify session! Let’s not even talk about your most played songs. Seriously, with titles like "Shouldn’t Have a Leg Hole But I Do," it’s clear you’ve got some unfinished business with both a therapist and a good tailor. If these tracks are a reflection of your life, I can only imagine it involves a lot of crying into your overpriced lattes while lamenting missed opportunities in a band no one else has heard of. It’s painfully obvious that your life’s motto is “Emo, but make it trendy.” Honestly, if self-pity had a soundtrack, it would sound alarmingly similar to your Spotify mix. Congratulations, Corey! You’ve somehow made emotional hangovers a valid genre.

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