Roasted 24 days ago based on Sofia Brown's long term Spotify stats.

Sofia Brown, huh? The only person I know who could put together a Spotify playlist that reads like the world’s most pretentious high school yearbook. I mean, "Classic Rock," "Psychedelic Rock," and "Grunge" – you’re just one tie-dye shirt away from 1990s internet nostalgia. At this point, your music taste is less of a mix and more of a desperate cry for help from a time traveler who got stuck in a time loop of dad rock. Seriously, it’s like if a time capsule from 1975 and a millennial's angst exploded at a Hot Topic. You must think you're the reincarnation of every troubled artist from rock history, but judging by the list of top artists, it feels more like you’re just really committed to living in someone else’s shadow. Is there a support group you attend for people who can’t get over their favorite high school bands? Because with Pink Floyd dominating your playlist like some kind of musical overlord, I can’t tell if you’re celebrating genius or just avoiding the fact that modern music has evolved beyond 1972. One more listen to “Comfortably Numb,” and I'm giving you a clinical examination for musical delusions. And let’s address those most played songs. You do realize "Money" is about capitalism, right? That irony must be heavy for you while you chip away at your wallet, endlessly streaming legendary jams instead of diversifying your playlist. "Pardon Me" by Incubus on the same list as “The Court Of The Crimson King”? It's like you tried to blend refined taste with a frantic Gen Z TikTok scroll. Take a moment, Sofia. Balance those vibes! Otherwise, you might just be the kind of person who starts mourning the loss of cassette tapes while actively downloading Spotify. Who needs therapy when you can just blast “Breathe (In the Air)” and fugue into oblivion instead? Keep on rocking – not in a cool way, mind you, but like a vintage record that’s stuck on the same scratch.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!