Roasted 2 years ago based on Bladelikesmusic's long term Spotify stats.
Oh wow, Bladelikesmusic, your Spotify profile reads like the diary of a 12-year-old who spends more time in their mom's basement than in the real world. With a playlist that'll have anyone questioning if "instrumental math rock" is just code for “I don’t know how to have fun,” it’s clear that your taste in music is as niche as the interests of a social recluse trying to connect with fellow nerds. Seriously, “Cyberpunk” and “Nightrun”? Wow, way to go out on a limb there! And let’s talk about your all-time favorite artist, Christopher Larkin. I mean, you’ve played so many of his tracks, I’m surprised he hasn’t sent you a restraining order yet. Seriously, at this point, you might as well just play the entire Hollow Knight soundtrack on repeat while you sob silently in your room. Do you even know what lyrics are, or do they frighten you like a home invader? Your idea of a musical experience is probably set to “pause” when someone asks you about dating—because let's be honest, it sounds like you’re having a committed relationship with your headphones instead. If you weren’t trying to give “cringe” a new definition, I’d actually be concerned for your mental health. “Math pop”? “Instrumental math rock”? This is music for people who think numbers are sexy, but I have news for you, buddy: they really aren’t! I don’t know what’s sadder, the fact that you’ve aligned your identity with a living spreadsheet of genres, or that whoever listens to this playlist with you might be rushing to the bathroom to cry. So, do us all a favor, embrace a little chaos—maybe throw in some actual pop music, or at the very least, a single song with lyrics that don’t sound like they belong in a pixelated RPG soundtrack!
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